Catalog № 001 — Precision herb tooling
Grinders, shredders and storage worth putting on the desk — not in the drawer. We tear every piece down to its tolerances, verify the metal, and only list the ones that hold up. No novelty junk, ever.
SECTION A — CATALOG INDEX
Four sections, indexed like a parts drawing. Pick your lane, then filter down by material, size and piece count.
Fast, even breakdown without the wrist workout. Crank-driven and card-style, all torque-tested.
Two to four pieces, diamond-cut teeth, threads that never cross. The core of the catalog.
Stash jars, rolling trays, papers, kits and lighters — the supporting cast, held to the same bar.
The short list. Pieces we would put on our own desks — collector-grade metal and finish.
SECTION B — SPECIFICATIONS
Every listing carries a full spec sheet — alloy, diameter, piece count, thread pitch. Browse by the numbers that actually matter.
SECTION C — VERIFIED MAKERS
Five makers passed teardown. Each one machines to the tolerances they print.
SECTION D — TEST REPORTS
We stripped nine flagship grinders to bare parts — measured thread pitch, tooth geometry and anodize thickness — then ranked the five that earned a spot. The numbers are all in the report.
Read the reportScreen micron ratings compared across 12 four-piece builds — and why 120µ is the honest sweet spot.
Mini grinders, smell-proof jars and flat-pack trays that survive a jacket pocket.
The honest trade-offs — weight, feel, longevity — measured, not vibed.
SECTION E — CURATION STANDARDS
Threads get twenty open-close cycles before a listing goes live. If a lid wobbles, catches, or cross-threads once, the whole line is out. We check tooth geometry against the maker's own drawings.
"Aircraft-grade" is a claim until you test it. We confirm alloy designations, anodize thickness and food-safe coatings against spec sheets — and drop anything that doesn't match its label.
No skulls, no cartoon leaves, no $6 zinc castings with mystery coatings. If it wouldn't sit comfortably on a founder's desk next to good hardware, it doesn't make the catalog.
Fail any gate and it's out — there's no "budget tier" exception, no sponsored pass.
SECTION F — ASSEMBLY KITS
Pre-matched sets from the catalog — every part passes the same three gates, and the kit price beats buying the parts alone.
For the home office that has standards
Pocketable, smell-proof, TSA-boring
The gift that skips the gift-shop tier
WORK ORDER — STANDING
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